Approximately ten things found in a schoolboy’s pocket

a catapult; unsprung

a gob of purple bubblegum

a yard of string

knotted; in three places

a map of those three places

a penknife; worn

a breast torn

from the pages of Playboy

a woodpecker feather;

lesser spotted

a tasty piece of sausage

half a handkerchief

semi-snotted

pieces of eight –

one and thruppence

in coin of the realm:

an Odeon ticket

for a would-be pirate

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